"Oh my God, did you do this? This is Vera Wang!"
"Who that is? She do nails? I need to get my nails did."
"That's it, I'm calling the police."
"You call the po-po. I ain't scared of no po-po, ho."

Everything is so much funnier after midnight.

All in all an excellent weekend. I won the doubles crib tournament so I made 33 bucks, which was nice. And carnival was awesome. Danced until 3:30 and hung out until 4:30, woke up and ate new member breakfast (chcolate chip pancakes. Yum)

And realized how much I'm going to miss Sahalie.

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ten hours to go!

Also, SRL, you are sooooo sexy! Don't you agree, Carolyn?

I just really want the opportunity to use the word "boss-fu"

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It's probably not a good thing that I've started communicating with my parents using Post-its. We still talk, but I've switched over to Post-its, mainly ( Read more... )

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Who has O'Sullivan and can tell me if the assignment is due tomorrow or on Wed/Thurs. 'Cause if it's tomorrow, FUCK.

Taylor, is there a particular reason you hate me? This paper may be the death of me. Probably will be the death of me.