Annie's Reason for Travelling Back in Time:

To stop the Backstreet Boys from ever making a comeback


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memo to mr. Seth Bundy:

please be advised; I hate you and your stupid, useless homework.

Memo to my Truax homework:
Drop dead.

Just out of curiosity, what exactly is your problem with me, ____?

Jossie, it's been over a month. This is not cool at all. Please call me, I can't find your number.

On the one hand, I really want to see Walk the Line. But on the other hand, I'd like to spend as little time with my parents as humanly possible. Geez. I wonder how this will work out.

I hate having to keep secrets. Especially if they're happy ones. I always want to burst and be like, "GUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHAT!" I keep them and it drives me nuts.

PS: Guilt is a wonderful thing.

Note to my dad: "Please install this printer on my computer because I have no idea how" does not translate to "install this printer, and while you're at it, if you could just screw with the settings on my computer, change my resolution, and make my computer about five times slower, that'd be great. Thaaaanks ( Read more... )

JoJo feeling that funky-fresh beat
Fake Jackie Chan, who China doesn't want
FJC talking aerobically
and JoJo looking like a five-year-old stripper gyrating in front of our hotel room mirror.

I'm so frightened.

So, I'm sitting here, watching Full House because the only other thing on TV is porn on HBO. And that wouldn't really be a problem, but my mother is in the room.

JOJO HAS INTERNET. I'm really happy about that. So I'll actually be on AIM this weekend. AIM me.