Welcome to the Fruit Parlor Café, a BLEACH alternate universe that puts the ‘fruit’ in ‘fruity ( Read more... )

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Blueberry is so mad he's not even speaking Japanese anymore. Also, Nel finally figured out his Valentine candy weakness.
Rating: T

( I'm really glad I managed to swing only doing the evening shift at work today... )

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Cloudberry's day has gone downhill from the moment he woke up to discover that his uncle made breakfast today.
Rating: T

( Valentine’s Day is annoying. Almost everything is annoying on some level, though... )

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Sour Apple is about five seconds away from being imprisoned for willful manslaughter.
Rating: T

( I have absolutely nothing to say on the state of Urahara Kisuke’s sanity... )

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Strawberry is grouchy because Yuzu is sick. Also, he really doesn't get girls. They're weird.
Rating: T

( Yuzu’s sick today... )

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Black Cherry is feeling particularly homicidal.
Rating: T

( I do not like the Western holiday of Valentine’s... )

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Plum is feeling long-suffering. Also, he doesn't like coconut, but pineapple is another story.
Rating: T

( It started out a normal enough day... )

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Blackberry is furthering Manager's diabolical plots.
Rating: T

( Being a costuming major has its advantages... )

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Pineapple forgot. (RUN AWAY, PINEAPPLE! RUN AWAY.)
Rating: T

( So it started out as a regular day. I mean, I woke up with the nagging suspicion I was forgetting something... )

Introducing Black Cherry, one of our lovely wait staff.
Rating: T

( I am Kuchiki Byakuya. You may refer to me as Kuchiki... )