hartmasterd: (10/12/2008 11:00 PM): Hey bro! When are you going to fix MySpace ( Read more... )

Kohaku: cute ( Read more... )

He overly described the scene. Details that registered an impression but were unimportant. An exercise in futility, but then exercise is good for you, or the so the magazines say with their plastic faced carbon copy dollfaced spokeswomen and their prettily garnished men, so tidy and clean as to be sterile, somewhat reminding him of a new ( Read more... )

Xbrth: I'm chatting with someone right now who personally knows Brian Warner.
Sam: :-O
Sam: that biatch :P
Xbrth: She really, really does not like him.
Xbrth: She says he is a "pretentious asshole".
Sam: pffft
Sam: wat does pretentious mean?

Be sure to credit me, Hart Deer, with authorship if you retell it.

Q: Why is America failing in Iraq?
A: Because we lack the constitution.

Hart Deer: Feed the homeless to the homeless!
Cama: from what you told me, they'd only try to sell each other for cash

Live action Beavis and Butthead! Featuring as Butthead...


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I don't know if this will be funny or just sad, but the story deserves to be told ( Read more... )

U.S. warns about Canadian spy coins ( Read more... )

As we are all gathering with friends and family this season, it's nice to do something a little different for your family. I recommend crack cocaine... with a touch ( Read more... )