One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Banana

[frumpy_krumpet]

   Weehee! Nude trampoline-jumping in subzero temperatures is totally jammyriffic. Especially when it's guys' night out. I bought a pizza and rented Red Dragon and watched it. Alone. This whole "girls avoid me because I smell weird" charade has gotten out of hand. Anytopper, Slippery Dicks and Slackdangles ran rampant this week. One of my teachers

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[angrix]

I'm not avoiding you because you smell weird, its another reason.

[frumpy_krumpet]

Trying to resist my boyish charm? I'm afraid you'll soon find that it's quite impossible.

[_pixeled_mind_]

this entry was a total sausage fest, sounds like you've had fun the past couple days.

[frumpy_krumpet]

Sausage is always fun.

[annefranknstein]

People kept congratulating him on passing it, which is even weirder than him talking about it if you think about it. Anyways, he had a sad look about him all week. Maybe he's been reliving it.

[jaywalkin]

he tells us about that... he talks about his ex all the time, and his 'companions'... and in A.P. he always pulls money out of his wallet

[annefranknstein]

he always pulls money out in study hall and buys me coke ( a cola. lol). also, many a talk about divorce.

(big news, audrie!!!!!!!!!!)

[jaywalkin]

...big news... what?

[carpe_diem_]

Just think about a rock going through your urethra

[shoebufferx]

Think about a boulder coming out your ass.