As fate would have it, my graduation party lands upon a day known as jamapalooza. This "concert" so i will call it is nothing more than a bunch of people who think they know how to create music but are really just imitating bands that suck in the first. I mean seriously, there is a band called 'Primal Pancake' out there. I once witnessed them 'play ( Read more... )

I was watching some of the Colbert Report the other day when the commercials came on. The taco bell one advertising the new Caeser Burrito. What got my main attention was the subtle innuendo they placed in it. The guy was confused on how a burrito can be a caeser salad but the girl said you have to look under the " Little" toga. Now dirty in itself ( Read more... )

So i was cruising myspace as i often do on lazy sundays when i found it. A myspace with freakin must have been 18 'top 8' friends. The myspace was so cluttered i could barely jackoff to her sweet hotness. I have also found myspaces with 12, 15 and so forth 'top 8's. Do these people not realize they are defeateing the purpose of top 8. Top 8 is an ( Read more... )

2005. A year that full of tremors and lions. The falling of the Ottoman empire and the begining of World War 2.4671. Blah blah, Witty normal shit. Time for top 3 lists and finally my top 5 cds of 2005. I did in fact like 2005. Almost as 2005 was an older brother that sometimes picks on you but generally helps you out and makes you feel a happy. The ( Read more... )

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                                                    A sequence of unfortunate incidents or How to most effciently waste gasoline.

So on this friday of tales my school's seniors were suppose to go to see the Chronicles of Narnia. I was looking forward to this movie, but my teacher decided to select a movie theater in birmingham... BRIGHMANSH! I was ( Read more... )

Imagine that you purchased a black and white roll of film from a store. Then imagine yourself using that film to take various pictures on your trip to Italy because you want it to have a rustic and noir quality. Imagine yourself taken it a one-hour photo devloper. Upon your returning, you're told that the film was blank. You're told the camera must ( Read more... )

         My fellow livejournalians, I have a request for you. It is a rather simple request but you must abide because the future of spoken word is at stake. Many of our english words are being deleted from use. Some of them are "whilst", "amongst", and "whom." These words are full of history and are much better than their counterparts. I'm ( Read more... )

The learning process has arose once again, though many are in denial and feeling discontent. However! This latest session of schooling has primed my thinking gears, and thus my live journal entries will turn more into the same style as they once were. I revealing certain regarded 'truths' to you in a slightly comical fashion and a penis joke here ( Read more... )

Rarely does your narrator feel such madness, but yesternary and today have been those days. Well let me start off with something of comic relief. Warped Tour. HHAhahahaha. I really don't have a problem with warped tour. It's just funny when you see the people who go to it think they are on the cutting egde of music. "I listen to Rilient K, i bet ( Read more... )