That's a lot of nuts!

[frumpy_krumpet]

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal

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[shoebufferx]

One day, we'll have an automobile powered by sausage links.

[brain_meat]

Then what will power the sausage link machine that runs on automobiles?

[frumpy_krumpet]

Automobiles?

[carpe_diem_]

No, there will be a direct feed of sausage links running from the machine back into the machine.