yesterday i got back from a four-day siesta in jamaica ( Read more... )

i broke my sunglasses today ( Read more... )

i've having an allergy attack.
i can't find the dvd remote control.
how am i supposed to watch pete and pete season 2 without the dvd remote control?

linzers gets home tuesday night.
i'm super freaking pumped.

i never found those pink safety scissors, by the way...

my pet peeve: syntax errors ( Read more... )

doing irrational and crazy things makes me feel better about everything that is wrong in the world...but it doesnt change anything...or anyone.

i hate everyone in the universe ( Read more... )

if you haven't tried Andes ice cream from walgreens yet, you haven't experienced life.

"the terminator of endearment" is a category on jeopardy tonight.

"don't let the baby fall asleep until he's done eating"
oops...

saturday night at olympia.
be there.

i just smooshed an ant with my cell phone...and a few minutes later it got up and started moving again...i kinda feel bad about smooshing it. i hope it's not feeling any pain ( Read more... )