Now, I've known for quite some time that Jennifer Lopez and I share the same birthday. But you see, it always kinda pissed me off. To be frank, I feel as if J.Lo has been stealing my thunder ever since I was born and she got big. She's got a big ass - I have no ass. She's got millions - I have like, 20 bucks. She's got a husband and kids - I'll
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