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[fswmart]

I list one guitar effects pedal on eBay and it sells within twenty minutes
I list a second effects pedal; it sells in four minutes and twelve seconds
I list a third pedal tonight, at 1:30am, and it sells in just over five minutes

What, am I some kind of eBay god or am I just selling my items too cheaply? Help me out here!

Comments

[smegdogg]

You're probably just selling items at a reasonable price when people just happen to be looking for them.

[advancecassette]

Link to these. I could probably help you figure it out. And unblock me. It would be nice to talk to you again

[utterben]

I need your magic!

[fswmart]

I found the box for your wah pedal if you want it. No charge :P

Eh, my magic's dispersed since I listed my Phase Shifter for £60 and some idiot bid on it instead. Do you want a phase pedal Ben? Because if you can offer something round that price then I'll oik it off eBay and hand it to your sexy self

[tannersoap]

Well, I don't know about an eBay god, but, I hear you're a god in another place.

Holy god I need to go to work.

[fswmart]

What kind of place is that? Bear in mind that I'm totally not in the mood for any of your stupid jokes