So I came here to check dates so that I could convert a useless dating profile into a social experiment/trolling attempt. I am too lazy to remember how to HTML so here is the link ( Read more... )

I am truly, totally, alone.

I can't imagine a more appropriate punishment.

80, mother fuckers.

I feel sick.

Yea, nevermind. Things aren't as bad as I thought they were.

They are in fact the opposite.

There comes a time in every mans life when he realizes the thing he's been planning for years isn't going to fucking happen.

14 hour day = paid off car insurance.

Holy shit am I tired.

9.5 hours until more work.

I hate children.

Someday I hope that TLA is listed here.

... if things don't start changing in the near future I think I'm just going to have to cut off someones face and eat it.

Cannibalism seems like a good solution.