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Jul 23, 2005 01:59

Dear Terrorists,

Please stop bombing London. You are ruining our economy and making it more expensive for me to buy things from America

Yours faithfully,
Martin, who can't afford to spend £30 on a GraphTech nut and set of bridge saddles

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annihilation134 July 23 2005, 02:58:42 UTC
(Please allow me to add on from an Americans Point of View.)

Dear Terrorists,

Stop bombing the United Kingdom, who is our faithful ally... We do not want to waste one of our many nuclear bombs on your 3rd world country.

Yours faithfully,
Marc, who would not want to pay taxes to make more bombs.

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smegdogg July 23 2005, 15:56:55 UTC
(Please allow me to add from the intelligent point of view)

Dear Terrorists,

Please stop bombing London. I would hate for my moronic president to think that nuclear weapons are the answer and start World War III. World War III will last all of half an hour as every nuclear power in the world vaporizes their enemies. I would really rather not have to hide in a bomb shelter for the next 50,000 years and come out to live in a glass dessert.

Yours Faithfully,
Dave

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annihilation134 July 23 2005, 16:35:55 UTC
I wouldn't say Bush was a "Moronic" president, I personally think he is a good president.

But as for my above statement, yes it was a bit over the edge, and yes it was a joke...

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fswmart July 23 2005, 17:49:40 UTC
I am astounded by your idiocy

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tannersoap August 2 2005, 05:31:05 UTC
Dear Mart,

Please come to the states. You can witness the power of the British economy and buy things cheaply from America.

Yours faithfully,
Tanner, who can't afford to buy things from England.

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elixa August 30 2005, 14:33:01 UTC
Hi, hope you don't mind, I noticed you had listed Season's End as one of your interests. Thought you might be interested in joining the SE livejournal community? Set it up to help promote the band.

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- Elixa

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