I wrote a long ass entry letting everyone know what I've been up to and it deleted itself when I tried to post.

I. Am. So. Pissed.

How to make a fthrmind
Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

5 parts silliness

5 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Hell yeah. I am so the shit. ;)

I have a black eye ( Read more... )

Has it really been so long since I've updated? I guess so ( Read more... )

I woke up sounding like a bull frog. There's this slighty human, sort of animalistic sound coming from my throat. It's called bronchitis and I sound like a fucking bull frog. HAHA ( Read more... )

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I spent the weekend by myself. Glorious solitude. Quiet noise. And two bottles of wine ( Read more... )

While I am angonizing over how to rearrange the cars on the lot so the man can mow, I decided to steal some time for myself. The trip to New Orleans wasn't really a trip. DaimlerChrysler sends us to these classes to learn all we can about the new vehicles they are releasing. All I have got to say is ( Read more... )

So I leave for New Orleans tonight right after work. This other salesman and I have to go to this Ride N' Drive thing. I have never been, but the other salesman says its a blast. We get to drive and learn the in and outs of all the new vehicles DaimlerChrysler is releasing this year. (There are 9 ( Read more... )

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything ;)