Well, the Steelers couldn't have done any better in 2005, as they finally brought home their long-awaited 5th title.  Here's a review of personnel heading into the draft.

Offense
QB - They are set here for hopefully the next decade with Big Ben.  Charlie Batch is an ideal #2.  The team will need to bring in a youngster, whether in the draft, via ( Read more... )

We had our annual reviews at work, which means they had to pull my personnel file and everything. So I discovered my file contains the following: "Kevin could improve his workplace conduct. For example, entering the conference room asking 'where the white women at?' is not at all appropriate in this environment ( Read more... )

So I went with some folks from work to this club on Fri night. It was a techno/electronica place, so needless to say I was definitely out of my element. We weren't there more than 15 minutes when out of nowhere, a bunch of dudes start breakdance fighting on the dance floor. (Note: I will continue to refer to it as "breakdance fighting" because I ( Read more... )

Does anyone else get messed up dreams when they take NyQuil? Just in the past two nights, I have been: D.M.C. forgetting the words on stage; helping clean up after someone (I think me)burned down my work; A rock climber who only scaled really really small mountains; and a participant in the spelling bee. WTF?

New Year's is just a creation by Hallmark and the shadow government. It has no basis in reality and should not be celebrated. Much like Arbor Day. Just kidding. Hope everyone had a safe christmas and new years, or Sundays for my jehovas witness friends. Holy crap, did anyone see Dick Clark? If the tv were on mute, you would have no idea dude ( Read more... )

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Here's the rundown of the office x-mas party this past weekend:

(4) times boss telling me when she gets divorced, I will be getting a call first. (hi awkward, my name is kevin ( Read more... )

Since I've started PT, I've noticed that people tend to whine a LOT. Every time I'm there, there are people who, while doing their exercises, just bitch and bitch. "Ohhhhhh, I don't think I'll be able to do those exercises" "won't that hurt?" "That may kill me". I just want to go shake them. I don't care if they're old women, I'll shake em. ( Read more... )

- Always have red kool-aid in your fridge, and freeze pops in your freezer

- Guys: your drinks at the bar should only be shades of brown, black, gold, or clear.

Dec 7 - Pearl Harbor
Dec 8 - John Lennon

What do they have in common? Both were ruined by the Japanese.