Fuck Carrots!

[fuck_pilot]

I woke up all alone. What else is new. I ate some breakfast and got a piece of bacon lodged in my retina.
So that sucked. And my parents are giving me $100 for some reason, so if anyone knows a girl i could buy for that much, please let me know.

Comments

[patrick321]

why dont u go to the mall and get some fresh gear with it? lool go nd get sum cool shoes and clothes and shit. then pimp it out, and woo the ladies

[haawesome]

i'm sorry, i was worth $100 but i just raised my prices to $101. i'm gettin in more demand everyday. ha.

but really, why are u sad about not having a girl all of a sudden? u don't need them believe me. all u need is friends. i've been single for a while and i'm loving it b/c i have my friends to hang out w/.

[fuck_pilot]

You've been single for what, a month or 2? I've been for YEARS. Friends are good, but I want more.

[haawesome]

o i forgot to tell u, i had a dream last night and u were in it and we made out. how cool is that?? u weren't that bad in the dream either. haha. mmmm..wonder how u really are. lol.

[fuck_pilot]

That is cool for me, sorry you had to put up with it.

[rockstar_egos]

dude i love you..your right it is time for joey to get someone cool..
you deserve it man your awesome, cheer up dude

[fuck_pilot]

Thanks man, that means a lot. And we definitely have to do your jam for Spring Break idea. It'll be sweet.

=]

[what_huh_o0o0o]

Sander!!!!! hahahah

Michelle is right...chicks are not needed, they suck, they take all your money and require all your attention and start fights over nothing!! Why do you think Michelle and I barely have any chick friends...we like hate how annoying chicks are and look @ what we are!!! ha we're lucky we have eachother!! lol I love ya dude!! And if you ever need buddy to chit-chat with you know that i'm here....=]

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[haawesome]

true that sista haha

[what_huh_o0o0o]

p.s. i hope your retina feels less salty and a lil better!

[fuck_pilot]

1st, if girls weren't needed, I'd be gay(more so than now). 2nd, My eye does feel better. That bacon was only in there for like an hour, so it wasn't too bad.