I saw 3 hours of daylight today. That beats my usual 2...My internal clock is fucked.

I went to this show yesterday, and convinced some kids for like half an hour that I was in Horse the Band...dumbasses. Unfortunately, Horse the Band had to actually show up, and ruin my lie ( Read more... )

I just got the new Dakota/Dakota CD, and its fucking amazing. All instrumental, with a bit of math thrown in...I love it.

I have spent over $70 on CDs this month, which is kind of amazing, considering as I have been unemployed for all of it but two days. I feel like listing ( Read more... )

Today, Michelle got me Terminator 2 on DVD. It is sooo awesome, in comes in a tin case (probably bulletproof), and has deleted scenes that I have never seen!!! Like if you ever said "Hey, how does the Terminator in Terminator 3 know to look for the keys in the visor of the truck...he's a different machine?!" all your questions will be answered ( Read more... )

I have to go to work in like 5 minutes. I want to quit my job. If anyone would like to hire me to sit around and do nothing, that would be cool. I really cant do much, though.

Yeah, so I never post in this thing, so sue me. No seriously go ahead and file a lawsuit...You wont win ( Read more... )

My favorite quote of today...

"All I wear is flannel." Cathy, the oldest lesbian in the world. I work with her, and seriously, this woman has been a lesbian since Mellissa Etheridge was still sucking on her mom's tits (and probably liking it).

You gotta respect 50+ year old lesbians.

I woke up this morning to my dad dancing around the house whistling like a madman...without a shirt or pants on ( Read more... )

My first day of work is today. I'm really not looking forward to going. I fucking hate capitalism ( Read more... )