this black guy came to my door and told me that if i ever wanted to learn to dance then i could go to austin and hed teach me how to drop it like its hot.... he was selling magazines and he said he goes to UT in austin...

true story

i was like ... nigga bounce

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i got this in the mail yesterday
ima balla

so i hate my life and i know it could be worse but theres always some fucking thing to happen to me every day. nothing can just be nice for once. i need to get high or get drunk or take codiene pills again or something cause i really fucking hate my life. fuck it. i give up.

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