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[fuckerelvis]

jesus christ. my mom's sister had a bunch of frekkin' cowboys over last night. they brought a lot of beer and a white dog named Garth. faaaa-reaked me out! i was just crusin' into the living room to watch the cowboy's play pool and all the sudden i see this huge dog. i was like *gasp!* *gasp gasp!!* but we made quick friends

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[fuckereli]

my mom likes johnny the homicidal maniac too. i will steal one and read it to you. (cats are smarter than dogs)

[fuckerelvis]

awww! you'd do that? :)
in return i'll deal you some crack and give you my protection. it's a family thing.