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you wouldn't believe it. we got a puppy!!! it's a little boxer puppy the size of me, only a month old. her name is Frida, we can only hope she will grow up to be bisexual like the artist. i love romping around with her, she can't talk to me yet so it's hard to communicate. she's already boxing her big paws at me like she's boss, we'll have to see ( Read more... )

did i mention i lifted my leg on a tree at the christmas tree shop? hahaha!

it's raining, i hate the rain.

i got to hang out at the salon yesterday and the day before. tons of strangers tried to pet me. i stayed around my mom most of the time while she worked. i still don't know how i felt about it. too many strangers and old ladies.

you know how i was telling you how my mom let me run along side the car the other day? well i thought i could jump out of the back of the truck and do the same. only thing was, it was moving pretty fast. i hit my head real hard. i was all bleeding all over the place. i blamed it on lucy, saying she pushed me out. dumb boxers ( Read more... )

i got to go for a car ride today. we drove to blockbuster and staples. only catch? well, i was locked into the car, not allowed to go inside ever since the grocery store incident. people just stare at me and go "awwww" it's so annoying. i want to learn how to stick my tounge out at people ( Read more... )

jesus christ. my mom's sister had a bunch of frekkin' cowboys over last night. they brought a lot of beer and a white dog named Garth. faaaa-reaked me out! i was just crusin' into the living room to watch the cowboy's play pool and all the sudden i see this huge dog. i was like *gasp!* *gasp gasp!!* but we made quick friends ( Read more... )

i devoured a stick of burt's bee's because my lips were feeling a little bit dry. the mom got all mad at me and said i wasn't allowed to eat her things. hello ( Read more... )

today was another normal day. the family went to school and work and i was left here with the house to myself. i decided against pooping on the carpet like i usually do because the weather was nice outside and the sun felt good on my back as i pinched a few out ( Read more... )