Azrael will be out of commission for a few days because of mun's computer problems. He'll be back to harass speak with you again soon.

Dear World ( Read more... )

Did you know they commute to school by MULE up here?

On the up side, lutefisk is actually pretty decent once you get used to it.

....I didn't just say that.

Shut up. I didn't.

You can't prove I did.

I'd kill that damned cat first thing. I hate people that smile constantly. Drives me batshit insane.

No such thing.

Do you know what sucks?

Anamoose, North Dakota. Nothing to do. Unless you want to buffalo watch. Which, let's face it, is completely dull.

And it's -40°F. Now, I like it cold, but give me a fucking break.

It's almost enough to make me want to go back to Hell. Toss a couple of Damned on the fire and kick back with a vodka and cranberry and ( Read more... )

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Molest more hamsters.

Get your resolution here

Consider it done.

What are my religious beliefs ( Read more... )

      mass suicide is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

destroying creation is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

nothing is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

...I like this a lot.

What do I have to be thankful for ( Read more... )