Truth or Dare

[fuckingdemon]

Oh Eris, darling.

What's this I hear about you having fun and interesting conversations behind my back?

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[golden_apple]

Whatever could you possibly mean, pet? All my conversations are fun and interesting.

[fuckingdemon]

Ah, but how many of them feature me as the central topic?

oldestbeloved let something slip last night--you talked to him? Tell me about it.

[golden_apple]

You might be surprised how often you guest star in my conversations, dear.

I think I did speak with him, actually. I'm surprised he mentioned it. There's really not much to tell.

[fuckingdemon]

Is that supposed to make me feel better?

You're being evasive. So was he. This makes me curious, very curious.

[morally_cryptic]

Ah, hello? I was invited...after getting recited at...

[third_arcana]

Welcome, my friend, to the show that never ends.

Are you familiar with Truth or Dare? Or we could play Five Fingers, if you like.

[morally_cryptic]

I'm familiar with Truth or Dare. *grin*

[third_arcana]

*grins* Would you like to go first, then?

[ki2k]

I just KNOW I am going to regret this.

[fuckingdemon]

I'll go easy on you, I promise.

What's your greatest weakness? Or would you like a dare? (It won't be so bad, I promise!)

[ki2k]

*sighs theatrically*

What's the point of playing if you don't have some excitement? Dare.

[fuckingdemon]

Exactly!

acerbus_severus seems a little sour. Maybe you should take him some honey to sweeten him up?

[morally_cryptic]

Anyone else have any questions/dares for me? Otherwise, I think I might be going.

[bringerof_light]

*A sudden shower of very icy water pours down of Azrael, freezing as soon as it touches him*

[fuckingdemon]

He tries to swear, but he's inconveniently frozen in a solid sheet of ice and can't move his mouth. He settles for hoping that someone notices and comes to chip him out soon.

[trickster_loki]

*eyes Az* You know...you could always come work for me. I promise not to freeze you into a sheet of ice. *he grins, and calls up a ring of fire around Az's ice block to melt it*

[fuckingdemon]

Thankfully, the ice melts quickly, though Azrael's nose is red when he finally steps free.

You know, that's a halfway decent idea. Lucifer never liked me much, anyway, and after the whole destroy the world thing...

He sneezes.