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[fuckyeahsealand]

[1; Action for 769 Bunker Street and surrounding area]

[Step one: wake up.

Step two: roll over, because no one wakes up when they could be sleeping for five more minutes.

Step three: Wait. This is not his room. Or any room he knows of.

Step four:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[2; phone]

[Step five:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH![But over the phone. He just kind

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[scentofbauhinia]

[why so many screaming neighbours arriving at the moment??

he actually kind of recognises that voice though] ...Sealand?

[fuckyeahsealand]

I-if you think you're getting away with kidnapping Sealand, you'll be sorry!

[He is trying to sound tough but he really doesn't at all.]

[scentofbauhinia]

Wai. Like, why would I kidnap you?

It's Hong Kong. [you know, one of you older brother's old colonies with eyebrows almost as terrifying as yours and his :|]

[fuckyeahsealand]

[But there are so many how can he be expected to care about all of jerk England's stupid--stupid stuff.]

A-and if you-- ...Hong Kong? [Pause to re-analyze situation, please hold.]

Someone kidnapped you too who is it is it jerk England!?

[sub_umbra_sedi]

Sealand? Is that you?

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Ceases yelling for the moment.] Seborga? Where are we is this your house?

[sub_umbra_sedi]

No, it's not my house. We're in Mayfield. I don't know whose house it's in, but it's a really bad place.

[Yeah, Seborga sounding even mildly worried about something... that should trip a few alarm bells.]

[fuckyeahsealand]

Is it England's place?! [What. That's totally a bad place okay.]

[hwamei]

Shut up! Keep your voice down, please!

[fuckyeahsealand]

This is a super important emergency!!! [Do you see those three exclamation points that is how serious this is.]

[hwamei]

That doesn't matter! And don't use so many exclamation points! You're just like teacher! [ Always using punctuation in English wrong! Not that she's any better...

And hey, if Russia can eat arrows, America can summon Amazon, Taiwan can see exclamation points. Or hear them in his voice. ]

[fuckyeahsealand]

I need to use exclamation points!!!

[Hetalia: Occasionally spitting on the fourth wall.]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Oh she's knows that screaming. Oh you're back again.]

Please calm down Sealand.

[fuckyeahsealand]

But Sealand's been-- [Wait, hold on a second.] Who are you?

[the_wee_big_hag]

Tiffany Aching. You probably don't know who I am but if you calm down I should be able to help you understand what's going on.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Is it because you're my kidnapper? I-I'll totally come beat you up, Sealand is a super strong country!

[He sounds just this side of terrified.]

phone.

[madeofstoic]

[ He's gotten pretty used to people getting redirected to his house already, but just screaming is new. ]

Calm down, kid. You alright? [ Well of course he's not, but whatever. ]

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand's been kidnapped!

[madeofstoic]

[ ...Wait, what. Perhaps he's like that Nena girl? ]

...That'd be you or somebody else?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand is Sealand! I'm super strong and tough so you'll be sorry!

[Spoilers: he does not sound super strong or tough, but rather super scared and... More scared.]