Three; Action

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Well, Sealand showed up where Sweden and Finland live one day and discovered that Sweden was acting really weird. Like using all the vowels and dressing like he lived there and stuff. He came back every little while to see if he'd go back to normal, but when nothing happened he realized that someone needed to take care of his forge until he did

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[is_childofwoe]

[Walking by.....oh.]

You're going to get hurt you know.

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Spinning, spinning in the driveway.]

I'm practicing! And if I practice with a lot at once I'll get bett--wah!

[Sealand embeds three of those swords in a tree.]

[is_childofwoe]

Here.

[Walks over and pulls one of the swords out of the tree]

You hold it like this.

[Demonstrating the grip.]

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sealand has to drop all but one of the swords to mimic her. His grip's a bit loose.]

Like this?

[bullsit]

[CONSIDERING ABSCONDING.]

. . . Do you think, maybe, you should try just, one, at once, possibly, if you wanted to?

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sealand pauses in his whirling around.]

Well I don't have hair that can hold stuff.

[That disconnected sentence makes perfect sense, okay.]

[bullsit]

Oh, okay.

. . . Uh, I don't want to be boring, or anything, but, what does hair have to do with flailing about sharp objects.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well I can't hold them in my hair so I have to use my hands and I'm still getting used to it.

[hookedonspeed]

[Fake!son, why you do this.]

I'm pretty sure there're board games back at the house if you, y'know, want to play with something that won't turn you into sushi.

...oh man I totally missed Sealand getting a not!dad I'M SORRYYYY

[fuckyeahsealand]

[It's more efficient to be a danger to himself and others at once. He stops, though, mostly because he's dizzy.]

You can't use swords with board games.

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sealand has to make a quick adjustment to avoid running into her with all his pointy objects, and he lands in a heap amongst various swords, somehow miraculously uninjured.]

Hey, that was dangerous!

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sealand brushes himself off and starts gathering up swords.]

Well there was but he's acting really weird. I dunno why.

[krakowiak]

Like, oh. my. gosh. stop that!

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Whirling around down the driveway this is perfectly safe.]

But I'd drop them!

[krakowiak]

You're gonna poke someone's eye out!

[fuckyeahsealand]

Not if they get out of the way!

[Stumbling a little; he has no idea how to hold one sword let along multiple swords while spinning.

Wait is that something anyone would want to know how to do?]