Swing me once: the first visitors post.

[fuckyobancouch]

[Video]

"-To Aizen. Let's go."

[And so, in a single movement- the exact moment where his head snapped up as he rose from his very personal concrete slab (he had etched his name in and everything)- Shinji Hirako found himself away from the moldy old warehouse and in the middle of a ruined city-street that looked like Hell warmed up, then forgotten

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[Video] 1/idk, really. Deleted old one due to LJ being a bitch

[thesnaggletooth]

[Y'know, it's not nice to startle a girl when she's expecting a bunch of whining across the network. Not... the familiar voice]

[Video] 2/??, probably about 5

[thesnaggletooth]

[A beat, still no responce from the monkey as she ascenrns that yep, that's the butt-ugly face of the other Vizard. Goddammit.]

[Video] 3/5

[thesnaggletooth]

[She's happy to see you, really.]

Tch...

[Video] 4/4 I lied.

[thesnaggletooth]

YA TOOK YER GODDAMN TIME, JACKASS!

[See? Really.]

[sauceytomato]

You a shinigami, then?

[fuckyobancouch]

[... New voice. Unfamiliar voice, and most of all- voice that knew way too much. This was certainly turning out to be one hell of a head-trip.]

... You usually start off conversations by accusin' people a' bein' the walkin' dead 'r am I jes' a special exception?

[sauceytomato]

It's just a question. You mentioned someone I know.

[fuckyobancouch]

[Someone that he knew? Did he mean Aizen? This was just getting stranger and stranger, and if Aizen was indeed here and this voice knew them...]

'S that so... so yer his next, then?

[gunshin_tsukiga]

...So you're too.

[fuckyobancouch]

[Well now. THERE was a familiar voice alright, and an explanation for that oh so familiar reiatsu. But Ichigo was in Hueco Mundo last time Shinji checked. And Aizen did have the ability to weave the most convincing illusions for ALL of the five senses... some kind of trial would have to be applied first.]

Please Ichigo, don' go rupturin' yer guts from cheerin' too much. Please, I ain't worth it.

[gunshin_tsukiga]

[Of course, Ichigo's annoyed at you and still thinks you're crazy. A goo guy, but crazy.]

Like you're any better. You're about as cheerful as Hiyori is normally, Hirako.

[fuckyobancouch]

Jes' 'cause I laugh at yer misfortune don' mean I ain't cheerful. I'm jes' a different kinda cheerful- one that finds nuthin' funny 'bout bein' jerked around like this.

[video]

[iceandivory]

Why would you say that name?

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[fuckyobancouch]

[What. The flying. Fudge-packing. Balls was this? That was a captains haori- and how did he suddenly start receiving video through the damn thing, was it a button he pressed- on someone who made Hiyori look like Bridgette Nielsen. Shock-white hair, perma-frown expression and that robe... how many of them were there here?]

... Who wants ta know?

[video]

[iceandivory]

[Just his luck, he was pulled from right before the vaizard showed up to aid in the fight. He knew about the vaizard from Kurosaki and from a few vague archives, but all he knew about them was that Kurosaki and Sarugaki were part of them, that they occasionally turned into angry hollow people, and that Aizen was the reason they did it. That was really all he needed to know. But it didn't help too much in this situation.]

Hitsugaya Toushirou, Captain of the Tenth Division of the Gotei 13.

[video]

[fuckyobancouch]

[... if this was an illusion, Aizen had more imagination than Shinji gave him credit for. A boy barely looking like he'd grown his first pube, as a captain? This was getting way too weird to be dismissed as just another hallucination.]

Well then, captain Hitsugaya... dependin' on what yer opinion is 'bout Aizen Sousuke, I suspect the "why"'s either gon' make you real upset, or real relieved.

video;

[flash_kitty]

Well now, this week is turning up a lot of familiar faces.

video;

[fuckyobancouch]

[Maybe it was all a big ruse. Maybe it was all a hallucination, a trick brought about by Aizens illusions. But if it was one, if it was so... then at least Aizen had the good taste to weave an appealing illusion, for once.]

Well... guess I shouldn't be surprised. Wherever there's weird shit goin' on, count on either Kisuke'r you bein' smack dab'n the middle'f it.

video;

[flash_kitty]

Good to see you too, Shinji.

You might have heard this from the others, but welcome to Adstringèndum. A failed science experiment, which -to the shock and aww of most from home- is not Kisuke's fault this time. Or Mayuri's for that matter.

[ Which actually brings her to the more serious-ish matters ]

I hear you've already encountered Hiyori. There are others, including arrancar, and...Aizen. As he was a century ago as your fukutaichou.

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[fuckyobancouch]

[THAT draws a reaction out from him alright- a raised eyebrow, a sharper look in his eyes- for if there is one name that can shake even him out from his doofus-persona, Aizen would be it. There is a brief silence as Shinji surveys the scenery some more...]

Been a while since last time, Yoruichi. A long, long while since I last saw that pretty face...

Long enough to go forget 'bout a lotta things.