Hm. Yeah. So, my mom seems to think that, when she divorced my dad, she "took me in." Oh, so she did me a favor?
Funny. I thought it was more like this. She took me after divorcing my dad because I was a minor [which entitled her to government checks]. And what would people say if they knew Barbara not only divorced her husband, moved out, and left ( Read more... )

I love how my mom blows ass.
And no matter what I fucking do I'm just a failure, and she's always "very upset with me."
Well, here's to you, mom, because you can now kiss my fucking ass.
Because guess what. I don't give a shit about your opinions. You're one to call me a failure ( Read more... )

So. I deserve to be shot in the back of the skull ( Read more... )

Well, the last couple of days have blown pretty badly.
Like, if he last few days were a dog, then I beg of you to put me to sleep. It's the only humane thing to do.

My mom started on me last night. About how I suck at ... everything. And I'm irresponsible. And about how I should be paying half of the household bills. And how I'm inconsiderate. ( Read more... )

Hey. Want to laugh your ass off?
Go download the song "Sweat" by Inner Circle. :D
Girl I wanna make you sweat. Sweat till' you can't sweat no moreI rediscovered that song today, and I think I laughed my ass off. Repeatedly. :P ( Read more... )

Hm. Well. No shift for me tonight ( Read more... )

I think that last night I came the closest to death I've ever come ( Read more... )

"Flick it. Flick it as hard as you can. Do it, dammit!"
Thank you, Jaime, for that tid-bit of amusement this evening.
Oh, and I can't forget Steve and Paul. That was hysterical ( Read more... )

I just slept for something along the lines of 14 hours.
Amazing.
I didn't think it was possible for a human to remain unconscious for that long.

Poor Jaime.
I hope he didn't have any plans Friday night that got ruined.

Tonight I have work from 1-9. WonderfulGood thing I feel like crap, or else work wouldn't be enjoyable in the least. Pssh ( Read more... )

Yes, that's right.
I bought a few new DVDs.
Not all at once, though. Over a period of the last 3 weeks or so. :D
I love how Wal*Mart sells a bunch of DVDs for roughly $8 each. I can afford silly amounts of them, then.
So, you should chill with Christina and watch a few of them with me sometime.
Stand By Me, Goldmember, A Knight's Tale, Kung Pow ( Read more... )