Why does my chest feel heavy? *looks down and notices a couple things that definately weren't there before*

...

*goes to look in the bathroom mirror*

...why does this not surprise me?

...oh God. If this has happened to everyone... *eye twitch* NO! It'll be just like THAT time!! X_X

I am not going anywhere near HQ.

I hate cold. And I really hate snow. And I really, really hate being sensitive to low temperatures. Can't even go outside without putting on at least a sweater and heavy coat, and I still feel like a fucking human ice cube when I get home. I can already feel the beginnings of a chest cold developing. >Of course my dorm doesn't have a fireplace, so ( Read more... )

I'm myself again ( Read more... )

Could someone tell me why my dorm is now sitting by itself in the middle of a random patch of desert? This dimension is even more screwed-up than our normal one had gotten ( Read more... )

AND WHY AM I A CAT?!?! Some sort of artificial machine-y cat, even. And what is....this thing?? *prodding at big Moogle* And...why do I still have my glasses? -.-; And how in the world are they staying on?Why the HELL am I not me, anyway? This another side effect from that stupid world-colliding alchemy thing? *much annoyed grumbling ( Read more... )

So. Colonel Pansy's back. Hoo-rah. -_-

Now once again I'll be working under a total wuss. As if having Emo-boy in the same office isn't bad enough. Why couldn't I have been re-assigned while he was gone? *grumble*

Oh well... At least he'll be doing my paperwork again. The freak actually wants to...Seems like a lot of crazy stuff has been going on ( Read more... )

Thanks to those two FREAKS, I haven't been able to sleep properly for days! I keep having the most HORRIBLE dreams....hairy-legged male nurses in short skirts chasing me with needles.....GAAAAAAAAH!! *twitch ( Read more... )

Well this last week sure has been annoying. Most of all when I somehow stumbled into -- and got stuck in for 4 days -- a stupid other universe where everyone was apparently GENDER-SWITCHED (gah, I'll have nightmares for months about female Armstrong! *shudder ( Read more... )

I lit a cat on fire the other evening... Man, that was great! *laughs*

I was wandering around Central for the very purpose of finding cats to torture no particular reason when I found this abandoned little shack thing out near the edge of the city... And the cat was there. I grabbed it and slipped on this collar I had found on another "stray" cat ( Read more... )

She tried to kill me! That book-hating pyromaniac tried to kill me!

Not being much of a fan of reading myself, when I got back to my dorm I tossed the book she had given me onto this pile of junk that's been building up in here forever, and it fell open and EXPLODED. I'm all for explosions especially when cats are involved, but not when I'M THE ( Read more... )