Facebook Flirting Gone Wrong

[fufu_thing]

 I can't deal with the onslaught of friend requests I'm receiving from coffee girl's sorority sisters. I might have briefly mentioned CG on LJ or twitter, but she's a girl I befriended about a month ago after seeing her regularly when I'd order my coffee from the ~chain coffee shop~ she works at

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[fufu_thing]

Yeah, popular with college girls. If I were a 15 year old straight boy, I'd be in heaven. lol

[sourdick]

Girls feel much safer around gay guys. That worry that you might whip our your dick at any second isn't there (or minimized in your case).

So the solution is obviously to pull off your pants next time you see her and see where that leads.

[fufu_thing]

Next time I'm ordering a chai latte, I'll pay her in cock.

[sourdick]

..ordering a chai latte...

Well at least we know how she found out you were gay.

[fufu_thing]

lmfao!!! Saw that one coming.

Chai lattes are fucking delicious. And there's nothing manlier than getting beads of spilled chai on your beard/chest hair/ lumberjack flannel jacket etc.