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How Technology Has Ruined Me
I was writing something down on paper and actually expected a red squiggly line to show up on anything I spelt wrong. -
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WHAT ARE YOUR TUMBLRS?
I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU GUYS THROUGH BMJM.
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FOOD DIARY: Eat Like Shit= Feel Like Shit= Gotta Take A Shit
I love dairy products. My digestive system does not. One drop of lactose gets into my stomach and my bowels go haywire.
Let me list all the dairy I had today.
Breakfast: Yogurt
Lunch: Cheeseburger
Snack: Ice Cream
Dinner: Fettuccine Alfredo
Late Treat: Two Starbucks Mocha Frapps
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Is it pathetic that I got sad from watching a porno because one of the guys looked like this girl I used to be friends with in the 7th grade until she suddenly decided to stop being my friend and I still have no idea why? lol It's weird how shit like that still hurts 10+ years later. -
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I FIND IT HILARIOUS THAT I HAVE A PAID ACCOUNT THAT NO ONE IS PAYING FOR!!!
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SECKS ED
I just watched a 50+ year old hag have an orgasm, thanks to an instructional "Anal Massage" video and my own boredom.
Though I discovered this video on a pon site, it was actually very clinical. They presented diagrams, researched evidence, interviews with various "doctors", and of course, demonstrations. I can't honestly say I didn't seek out a ( Read more... ) -
IT WAS LIKE REALITY TV EXCEPT IRL~
Last night, I was treated to romantic dinner at a swanky Mediterranean restaurant and instead of indulging in rich conversation and intimacy, we spent the majority of the time stalking a young straight couple at the table across from us.
The girl was what I like to refer to as "goofy cute": Moderately attractive but with a some goofy features/ ( Read more... ) -
RANT: I Need HELP!
I've been going on and on about how I really want to write a book (which is inspired by the juicy ~twitter drama~ that I'm so vocal about) for months now ( Read more... )
