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OH.MY.GOD. YOU. GUYS!
IT FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED!
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT MOOMOO!
In my dream, I had hacked into a video chat of her and her mjfam minions and they were chattering on about some random shit.
AND THEN MOO FUCKING WHIPS HER TITTIES OUT! And for some reason in my dream, they were obviously augmented by an unskilled doctor because they were fucking rock ( Read more... ) -
~Alternative Lifestyles
I live an "alternative lifestyle" because I like to put my penis in other guys' butts sometimes?
Look here... my life is no fucking different than any other "straight" person trying to make a living in this country.
I go to work.
I waste my time watching trashy reality television shows and lots of porn.
I like to do idiotic things among the company ( Read more... ) -
STOP BEING SO FRIENDLY!
My tolerance for overly extroverted people is slowly diminishing. I can no longer deal with random strangers attempting to strike up a conversation with me just for the sake of talking.
Don't get me wrong; I understand it when someone legitimately has a question for me or an amusing comment to make... then from there on if a conversation naturally ( Read more... ) -
It's The Little Things That Matter
Like the last french fry at the bottom of the bag.... or a guy's eyelashes fluttering on your balls while he's eating your ass.
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WHY DO SPAMBOTS KEEP COMMENTING ON MY JOURNAL?
GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!
DON'T FUCK WIT ME!
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Chef Boyardeeznuts
I've been actually making an effort to learn how to cook. Remember those old LJ posts about my broke ass making a meal out of left over condiments? Well, that Ray is gone.
I've been having mini cooking parties with my friends. I've been actually paying attention while watching the Food Network and not just mindlessly staring at the nom noms as ( Read more... )
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