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I NEED TO TALK TO ~THE GAYS~
ladies and straight guys (all 0 of you), can scroll.... or keep reading to edumacate yoself
Why are 80% of the gay men over 35 years old on livejournal (or the internet in general) so damn creepy and awkward?
I feel like everything they say is drowned in cheesy sexual innuendo. With their LQ icons that they found by typing something like "muscles" ( Read more... ) -
I Love You.
Yes, you.
We may barely communicate or even know each other, but I love and care about you and I want you to be the best YOU you can be.
I know life is tough and it can seem like a battle with no reward but trust me, there is that reward, brother/sister.
So, when you feel so low, like there's no one on earth that gives a fuck about you, realize ( Read more... ) -
TMI TIME : TELL ME WHY?
Y'all... I had to take a pretty huge/urgent shit a couple hours ago.
Somebody tell me why my poo smelled EXACTLY like what I had for lunch. It smelled like the Chicken Chow-Mein w/ sweet and sour stir-fried vegetables I ate earlier today. It just had that sweet/ spicy scent.
I looked to see if my crap was not properly digested but it looked like ( Read more... ) -
Damn I's a SEXY BITCH
You all may not know this, but I've got several men DESPERATE to have a taste of all this. Only a select few are up to my HIGH standards: bad boy, hudge cock, money to buy me expensive clothes because I'm a princess!, and ambitions in life. Those ambitions must involve making ME happy ( Read more... ) -
TITTIES
I will never be able to get over that Michael Jackson video of him talking about titties. I can even listen to one of his songs without expecting one of the lyrics to involve titties.
Shit, I was listening to Human Nature this morning and I was waiting for the line
Looking out..... at those titties
LOL if you haven't seen it, even if you aren't an ( Read more... ) -
SOMEBODY STOP ME
I'VE LISTENED TO THIS SONG ABOUT 14 TIMES ALREADY. WHY?
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I TOTALLY GET YOU CRAY LIZARD MAN DOCTOR FROM HUMAN CENTIPEDE
So, I was taking a dump about 5 minutes ago and then out of the blue I thought, "I wonder what it would be like to have two assholes?"
Then I started thinking if it would actually be possible to surgically construct a second asshole. Like literally "rip him/her a new one".
As I continued to pinch several loaves, the actual surgical process began ( Read more... )
