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i was happily making duck noises in mah head today at work, when i looked up and wondered why one of my colleages was looking at me like i'd grown an extra arm or something.

turned out i was making the duck noises out loud.

oops

Im just too damned good....

I fixed mah dishwasher!! who needs fucking men anyways??

to top it all off.......i just found mah hamster dead

fuck knows how imma break it to the cat

This is just totally mah luck ( Read more... )

got mince??

jebus i need some friends.....