Dear bleedblubitch,

Is you user name read as "bleed,blubitch" or "bleedblu,bitch"?

If you could clear that up for me I would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks

Frank California

A few of you jackasses have emailed me asking me why my last name (Calahan) is only spelled with one "L." Well the truth is that I had to sell the other "L" so I could buy a loaf of Wonder Bread. I'm going to change my last name once I get enough money. I want to change it to "California" because I think it sounds cool and everyone knows " ( Read more... )

If "sunsetsnnewdays" added a "K" to her first name and became a rapper she could call herself "Money K-K-Kash-ley."

If "sugr_is_my_cult " changed his last name so it began with a "K" and "sunsetsnnewdays " changed her first name so it begins with a "K", and if "sugr_is_my_cult " and "sunsetsnnewdays " got married, "sunsetsnnewdays " initals would be KKK.

LOLZZZZ!

"sugr_is_my_cult" is in a cult and it's called "sugr."

BTW, I can't afford sugar anymore so I use cocaine! LOLZZ!

I got my car repossessed shortly after I lost my job so I cycle everywhere. I had a nice pink mountain bike with white wheels, streamers, a basket, and a bell. It was one thing that I could really call my property. Hell I don't even own my body parts anymore. My nose was sold to an 8 year old kid named Trent. Since it's his property, I am not to ( Read more... )

I have a rare disease that allows minimal movement in my left arm/hand. I can move my left hand and everything but I can't throw a ball, write, or anything with it. When I say I'm right handed, I'm serious. So last month when I fell down 3 sets of stairs and broke my right arm, I was devastated. I haven't wacked off in one month. I tired to pay ( Read more... )

Hey folks,

It's me Frank again. I just wanted to ask you if you could sorta add me to your friends list because, ya know, I'm running out of material.

Thanks.

THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVERY SEEN! Wow, I was about to commit suicide until I saw this. It's one more reason to live....

http://image18.webshots.com/19/2/67/71/216326771oqgDmL_ph.jpg

It's like so very funny like that you like think you like know who this is. haha like no you dont. oh like OMG! So like this fat chick like her name is like kelly i think. She like looks like a frog eyed lip like thing. I was like so totally grossed out when she like totally showed up at this shindig. So like she totally walked in like thinking she ( Read more... )