Frank California died last night in a hospital in East Cleveland, Ohio. Frank contacted one of the most severe cases of AIDS known to mankind. He licked a hookers ass, and the disease started eating away his body almost instantly. By the time paramedics could arrive, Frank was shriveled up like a prune. As his only friend, I was at the hospital ( Read more... )

I've been treating all of you like crap on this journal and I want to say that I'm sorry. Guilt has overcome me and I can't rest in peace until I reveal my true identity to you guys. But before I do, I need all of you to respond to this post and simply tell me that you won't kill or harm me in any way or form the next time we meet. Once I get this ( Read more... )

Ashlee Basarah is heading towards us and she's hungry!!!

The "G" stands for "Gay"

Hey Peeps ( Read more... )

QUEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!

(Hollywood, CA)-- The television network TBS filed a law suit against Victory Records, the recording label of the pop-punk rock band Taking Back Sunday today. The network argues that the band is violating a copyright set by the network when it originally took the air. Taking Back Sunday apparently printed and sold many t-shirts, stickers and other ( Read more... )

Lizzy G is such a total ripoff of Lizzy M.

Hillary Duff roxors my boxers LOL!!!

Girls take dumps???

Wow, there's something Frank didn't learn with his college education.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!