This is highly unamusing. Someone tell me why I'm a child again.

It seems that I forgot to introduce myself in my first post. I am the Fuhrer President of Amestris, King Bradley. I'll be staying in Yil-Tessera. Hello to those that also reside there.

After this past week, I must say that this place certainly is lively! What an interesting first impression.

This certainly isn’t Amestris… I need to get back to Amestris or else there’s going to be problems there. Ishbal was getting all riled up again and an attack was probably going to come soon. And my son and wife will be worried. I don’t suppose anyone knows how to leave this place?

Is this place always so strange?