HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

A cautionary!

Ah-hoy ( Read more... )

No! Curses! Bah! It has been in approximate to a week since I have heard from my dearest comrade, Don-Cab-Fan. He departed from his Texas-Estate A-Ways back on a pirate ship Captaineered by a salty friend of mine, Horatio ( Read more... )

Oh I, oh I waited ( Read more... )

Fifty-Nine years from this day, a young fleet of Bucked-Tooth Japs flew over the ancient Port of Pearl Harbor and dropped Rapidly-Expanding-Gas-From-Solid Canisters upon the boating-area. For this dastardly deed, I think the world's Non-Slope population deserves every right to punch a Jap. In the face. In their greasy, yellow face ( Read more... )

Welcome, Comrades, welcome ( Read more... )

Hello, hello, and welcome, my readers! Oh, of the times we shall share. My new friends! Felix! Don-Cab-Fan! Oh, the wonderous times we shall describe using nothing more than Cathode-Ray tubes and image-transference systems plugged into a multi-national system of Fibrous-Optical lines which transmit little schminkits of information which is ( Read more... )

This, my comrades, is my first post. I believe I shall regale you with a tale of yesteryear ( Read more... )