Title: Touch.
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Baekhyun/Kyungsoo.
Rating: R oopsie
Warning: Not betaed.
Summary: This. This is the summary. For real.
N/A: no don't look at me they made me do it. also yay laziest title ever!!!!

( did you know? baeksoo is like actually satanic )

Title: I wanna talk to you (with you).
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Luhan/Xiumin.
Rating: PG.
Warning: Not betaed.
Summary: luhan rents a phone when he travels to korea. minseok keeps calling a friend's number and leaving voicemails. the voicemails end up on luhan's phone somehow and luhan falls a little for the voice on the other end.
N/A: i’m totes on a ( Read more... )

Title: In the power of fanfics.
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Sehun/Tao, Luhan/Xiumin, Chanyeol/Kris, a lot of others please take care
Rating: R.
Warning: all is horrible
Summary: tao personally finds fanfics funny and interesting, so he started to write one about his bandmates (of any pairing) just for shits and giggles. that is until weird things started ( Read more... )

Title: Pretty Thing.
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Luhan/Xiumin, Chanyeol/Lay, some... others... I guess...?
Rating: R.
Warning: Bad English BAD FIC EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS B A D.
Summary: Lu Han and Yifan are college students who are perishing from too much stress, so they do what anyone would do and go to a gay strip club.
N/A: ew another xiuhan from ( Read more... )

Title: The Sleeping Beauty - Condensed version.
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Chen/Suho, side Baekhyun/Kris??? or something
Rating: PG.
Warning: Bad English.
Summary: Prince Jongdae is on his way to save Princess Junmyeon, who fell under a curse and has been sleeping for a long time.
N/A: alternatively titled "flavia sucks" and "flavia should stop writing ( Read more... )

Title: Witching Hour.
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Luhan/Xiumin, others to come.
Rating: R.
Warning: Bad English, gore, character death.
Summary: This is how this story starts. A corpse crushed under the weight of wood; a scream, another scream, cries for an ambulance; and a discreet glance of acknowledgement from the man who lives in the mansion.
N/A: in ( Read more... )

Title: Aramaic.
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Baekhyun/Lay
Rating: PG.
Warning: Bad English, cursing.
Summary: Baekhyun likes a thing he doesn't understand. This thing being Zhang Yixing.
N/A: "lay making baekhyun's life harder" for brandnewwind aka my masterrrrr. i am sorry master i have failed you.

( It’s just Baekhyun’s luck that he’s into a guy who’s completely fucking nuts. )

Title: Mooncakes and Romance.
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Luhan/Xiumin
Rating: PG.
Warning: Bad English, lack of proper quotation marks, very short, not even funny.
Summary: Luhan comes back from China, and he brings some gifts for Minseok. Mooncakes. A huge pile of them.
N/A: this is so short wow anyway dedicated to himawarixxsandz who was the one who gave me the ( Read more... )

( “This is a dream. A great dream. All of this. Reality would never allow all these good things happen to me at once.” )

( “Jongdae was right. You’re a homo in denial.” )