So Sunday's my birthday. You know, just for the record.

Well, I'm certainly never walking around by the parking lot again. Even though my car... is there. God damn it.

Oh, well, that's just great.

Well, this was just ANOTHER GREAT WEEKEND, let me tell you! God, I can't wait until... after I get all this... and... well, until I'm dead, actually.

Oh, hey, uh... what was your name... ACE.

Ladder 49.

....So, um. Wow. I don't even know what's going on with my life anymore.

And I HAVE FRIENDS, thank you.

Well, I'll tell you what, I was taking a shower earlier, and once I was in there, I realized I'd forgotten to bring soap! So I had to get out and dry off and go back for it. That was pretty annoying, I mean... you always want to remember your soap.

So. Uh... how's everyone doing?

All right, journal seems to be working and I think I've got the hang of this thing.

So... You know. Good.

What?