Teenage Fox Alchemist

[fullmetalsues]

Sorry, sorry, and once again sorry for the long and unannounced hiatus.

Basically… three things happened: 1)Midterms(bleh) 2)Research Project Proposal(bleh) and…3)Ragnarok Online (XP *gets pitchforked*)

TITLE: The Mischevious girl
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: cutemonic fox

NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:

Comments

[spirit_wolf8356]

Can I buy a can of Ghetto-B-Gon? I know some people I would love to use it on.

[fullmetalsues]

You can make your own! Take any body spray type thing (make sure it smells fruity or flowery) and write "GHETTO-B-GONE" on it in big letters.

(There's this theory my friends and I have, it's that you can't be "ghetto" when you smell fruity/flowery. Now we just have to test it on our history teacher. -__-;;;;;;;)

Oh..

[mewlon]

This was so terrible it made my eyes water. Not only was it badly written with such terrible grammar and with l33t, but the characters are way off. Though I would like to have a can of Ghetto-B-Gon myself.

[ragweedtd]

Kill it. With. FIRE!!!!

[psycho_taryin]

Eeeeeew! Half-animal!Sue! KILL IT!! DDX

[vodka_sour]

I wonder how many of the authors who create these Chimera!Sues actually take the time to think about what it's like to be a chimera, living constantly with the knowledge that you're unnatural. Not to mention any other emotional and physical pain they might go through.

[fullmetalsues]

I wonder if negative-seconds count.