My housemate doesn't seem to understand that the sink does not double as a garbage disposal.

And that made me think of that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? The one where those twin actresses play a girl and a chameleon and one tries to put the other down the garbage disposal...

Jen: I haven't had sex in two and a half years.
Doug: But you're bisexual...you're supposed to have sex with everyone!

:D

When you take off a wig after wearing it for almost seven hours, it's like your hair has an orgasm.

It's amazing how hours of feeling ignored and unwanted can be melted away by a simple conversation on the shuttle-bus.  Sometimes all it takes is someone who will talk with you for a few minutes with more than a response of "Oh."

Max is the best wife ever.

Friends are people who will help you carry groceries to your apartment in the rain.   :)

Girl A:  I get $100 a month allowance from my parents.
Girl B:  Yeah, so do I.

That must be nice.  Seriously, if I got that kind of money from my dad I wouldn't need to spend a third of my paychecks on groceries and other essentials.  And they wonder why I don't like them eating my food without permission...

At this rate, I am going to be doing laundry until 3 am.  Ralph needs to take out his stuff now...

I got a (dog form) Shigure! Because I needed something new to cuddle at night, and he is just so cuddle-able.

I've had my computer for a few weeks and just now downloaded LimeWire.  And the reason I did was so I could get the song "Why Should I Worry?" from Oliver and Company.  Wow...

It's over!  It's finally over!  My application is done.

Now all we need is some "Jen's-application-is-done-yea!" cookies.