I really should not find this funny.

[fullmetalsues]

When you go to a tech school like me, the title of this fic cracks me up immensely. And I didn't even get to the story yet.

TITLE: The Newbies N00b!!!
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: Kagome_The_Yorkie

NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:

Comments

[selinianuo]

...Unpatriotism?

*dies laughing*

Seriously, that's the best they could come up with?

All they need now is:

Dante: I am Dante, leader of the sins, and I approve this message!

[satsu_the_clown]

This is so sad it's funny.

Senate wouldn't, and couldn't, make it so there is ten sins If they could why would "Unpatriotism" be a sin at all, why not Murder or some thing of the sorts.

[patchwork_tiger]

Yeah, I believe it goes against "freedom of religion." I wouldn't put it past them to put "Unpatriotism." The other two would most likely be "Avoiding the Draft" and "Disestablishmentarianism," which if I remember correctly means people who wish to live without establishment.

[jantra]

Hey, you have one of my icons! *feels loved XD*

[immortalduelist]

...Unpatriotism. Yeah.

[patchwork_tiger]

Unpatriotism. Not a word, I think.

[patchwork_tiger]

By the way, how would that cat/whatever know these things automatically? Or am I just being dippy?

[sherlock_nomes]

Her heartbeat quickened, as slowly she ran her hands all over the cat. Then she found it

Oh god, my spleen x_x

*dies of laughter*