Comments | fullmetalsues: A Homunculus that sells pigs.

fullmetalsues

A Homunculus that sells pigs.

Jan 11, 2006 14:10

Wow. First official fullmetalsues report.

And this one bastardizes Envy.

*feel the “exitment”*

(I've just been informed Mingchao is a Crossover!Canon!Sue. If my ratings weren't limited to 5 sporks, I'd give this a six.)

TITLE:Adventures of the Three
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME:Migchao

NUMBER OF SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:

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five

Comments 13

wayya January 11 2006, 21:17:16 UTC

Mingchao and the Etogun are a crossover from Et Cetera. At least, that one thing that makes sense. The rest... Envy with a gun *cries and laughs at the same time*

fullmetalsues January 11 2006, 21:26:40 UTC

ah... *feels uninformed*

The girl had the almost the same username as her character, so I just assumed. (ass. u. me.)

wayya January 11 2006, 21:36:07 UTC

Actually at the beginning I didn't recognize, until you speak about the gun. And was thinking that it was a wonderful example of self-insert, because of the username ^^

The link to the story doesn't work...

revulo January 11 2006, 22:03:39 UTC

This isn't the Envy I know and love. What in the....

"Well, it's none of my business anyways." KG said, still rubbing her chest."I'd better get home and plan for my future!
What, no yelling? Maybe she finds horribly wounded strangers everyday.

fullmetalsues January 11 2006, 22:34:23 UTC

The "rubbing her chest" was the part that got me.

I don't think that's a normal response to seeing wounded and dying bodies.

sevendials January 11 2006, 23:14:46 UTC

... how in the name of all that's holy can you be a catgirl and a homunculus at the same freakin' time? Wasn't one of them speshul enough for her or something? Yeesh. Maybe I've missed something, but I don't like to think what must have happened to create that... thing. Did someone try to transmute their dead daughter and their cat at the same time so they could save on chalk? I don't get it!

And Suethor? Leave Envy alone, God damn you!

shamans_weapon January 12 2006, 00:06:11 UTC

o__O *snigger* good grief...honestly, what b.s. *prods fic with a stick* if i saw a dead body, id be the one running off down the road sreaming my head off. either that or scuttling away from it trying to not lose my lunch.

phantomsues January 12 2006, 05:02:06 UTC

So no one sees catgirl and thinks chimera? Shouldn't she be banned the world over and hunted down for termination? And, aren't homunculi kind of resentful and homicidal?

Thanks for the pay; it'll be the last!" shouted KG.
Um, maybe you should try...oh I don't know...breeding the pigs instead of just selling them. *rolleyes*