An Attempted murder (A true story)

[fullmoonjester]

Almost. I almost had him

Comments

[auggie]

it took a couple paragraphs to get what was going on. i thought you were foraying into some short story fiction. then the powerful truth of what was really happening set in.

having experienced attempted murder by a rebellious auto, i must give kudos for putting it so well.

[biissedandgone]

What a tragic story. I hope the poor beast gets laid to rest soon.

But I'm glad his murder plans foiled.

[dreamtigress]

You are a supergeniusgenius, my friend.

My friend...you are indeed...

[magnus_gnartias]

touched by the lord. I too was quite vexed when i couldn t draw the meaning of this beautiful parody. However, when i realized what you were saying, my lips became upright with glee, for i understood your plight. Together, the Relay Operators, can slay the twisted ball of steel that you call your car.

~jon

[siegewolf69]

Dude that was a kick ass story...I'm sorry the car didn't win the battle though ;)

[maggot93]

hey! abusing dorian is MY job!!! i'm gonna poke you with a stick if you don't quit it!! ;P

[siegewolf69]

make sure it's a BIG stick..otherwise whats the point :)

[maggot93]

:)