A couple of days ago the brake warning light on the dashboard of my car came on and hasn't gone out since. Also, I went to use my brakes on the way to work one day and hear this loud "pop" and since then whenever I brake I hear this loud grinding sound and it takes my car like 6+ feet to actually stop when my foot is to the floor. Therefore, I ( Read more... )

Whew, what a day. First, the Customs people couldn't get into the system, and I had to help. When I was done, the one Inspector said "Thanks" and slapped me on the butt! It was kinda weird, because this morning I said "Hi" and instead of saying hi back he gave me a long, tender caress. Well anyway the Inspector, or "Daddy Whipalot" as he makes ( Read more... )

Hmm, Reading back on all the posts I've made thus far, I've made some pretty wild ones. Guys whipping out their penises at me, trying not to get arrested in gay leather bars, etc. One of the most memorable experiences to me is the one with the really LARGE woman who took a liking to me in the comedy club. This one kind of stands out from the ( Read more... )

1.)When I got into that fight with the high school bully, faster paced music would've started playing,and every time we hit each other, a number would float from our torsos into the air. Then, with my last hit he would've faded from the screen. At the end of the fight, I'd have gone up a level, and had more skill points to put into Confidence ( Read more... )

I don't usually write haiku, so I thought i'd give it a try ( Read more... )

Where to begin... oh, where to begin ( Read more... )

The Complete Bus-Weirdonomicon ( Read more... )

O.k., so Greg tells me that there was a group of people who needed entertainment for a function they were having. They wanted comics. So I decided to go, and bring two other comics with me ( Read more... )

Things that only happen to people with literary names ( Read more... )

Things people should keep in mind for the winter months ( Read more... )