Yes yes, I know its been a long time since I posted anything.. I'll be better about that I promise ( Read more... )

Law is no match for stupidity ( Read more... )

Yo mamma's so fat Cleave hits her twice ( Read more... )

November the 1st, I will be in the "Funniest person in Baltimore" comedy competition... There, I said it!

Well, today I turn 30! I posted last year that this year felt different, and that I would post back same time if anything has changed. Let's see.

Car.
Apartment.
Fatter.
More money, less time.
Had to take a loong hiatus from Standup. But now I'm performing on the 1st.
Less youth, better plan (I think.)

Back to the grind!

POEMS!! FINALLY!!!
by Dorian Gray

My Battleaxe My Battleaxe, my battleaxe ( Read more... )

10 lists I've just made up ( Read more... )

It's been a very long time. It's currently 4:52 in the morning, and as i eat the remains of a Tilapia that has disintegrated in the George Foreman Grill I figured hey, why not make up for lost time... so, this is what's been going on with me.. FIRST, however, I just want to say ( Read more... )

Ok, before I get to that I think I'll play catch up a little bit ( Read more... )

Hmm. Today is my birthday.

I cant quite put my finger on it but this year already seems like ite going to be... different.

Well, i ll post again next birthday in 2006 six and compare I guess.

Also, got some other stuff to post soon too, like, poetry new and old.