In Craig and Joseph's apartment, there is a package with brown paper taped around it. It has a long, narrow box shape, and there's a note attached that says "To: Seosaidh" on it.

Craig is passed out on a chair snoring loudly on the other side of the room.

Littel midget burglars kept on tryin' ta get in lahst night! 'Ere must've been a hundred of 'em altagether!

OH! Ah joost realized me birthday 'appened a coople'a days ago! That mayks meh...

....Carry tha one...Um...

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OO CARES!? Ah'm goin' ta 'ave a drink'r twenty ta celebrate!

Och, Ah knoo tha Duel Monsters game was popyalar, but Ah dinna kno ya culd play et en loo'a studyin' ef ya were a snotty lettel troll. Mebbe Ah should bother yoosin me deck now thet Ah've finished eht.

What es et wi theese card-makin' people tha' they 'ave ta keep makin' more'a tha things? Tha entire rest'a ma life ya only needed feefteh-two different ones, an' you lot're na satisfied wi' thousands! Now Ah've got ta go an' buy tha new ones an' 'update' my deck. Ya should no need ta update a deck! Four suits, therrteen vahlyoos! Ya know what weh'd ( Read more... )

Ah've hard that a number'f tha academy's counselors ar gon' ta be takin' leeave for a wee bit. Ah bet Ah culd fill ehn for a while! Ah'm bloody brilliant eht solvin' people problems!

Tha' swindlin' pig-humpin' filth-guzzlin' bastard! Ah'll 'ave 'is eyebrows ripped out 'is ears far this!

SEOSAIDH! WHERE'D YE MAKE OFF WIT' MA LIQUEUR YA BACK-STABBIN' IJEET!?

Two-person apartment - Individual bedrooms - One bathroom - Fully furnished - Free wi-fi ( Read more... )