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Q: if you could come back to life as any animal, which one would you choose?

A: Kristin Kreuk.

Lately, your eagerness to please other people is at odds with your options -- it looks as though you are due for some major drama. Figuring out whom to assist could be a little painful -- and it's not the squeakiest wheel that should get the grease first! You need to help the person who helps you whenever you need him. It's time for you to make a ( Read more... )

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if "Meltdown" by missy elliot isn't your favorite song, you're a fool.

I was a fool, once.

if someone you love has been taking on the role of tractor trailer in a relationship, it may be time to make this person aware that you're on fire. With a wise mixture of posies and ideas, you'll be able to convince jack nicolson that unicorns, are valuable. Whenever making an important party change is necessary, having ,u>well fed friends to lean ( Read more... )

Strategic swimming is very important today -- so don't make any hardwood floors without thinking long and hard about catastrophes. If you avoid getting involved with the milkshake you're unsure of, you can avoid a lot of diamonds and justice down the line. A sex worker is looking to you for a few pointers on how to handle a crippled situation, and ( Read more... )

horroscope madlibs has been possible today with the help of dj fancy panties, a.k.a chauntalle.

Don't look cunning, but there could be bananas developing in one of your feelings. Rick James is looking for a bigger piece of Berlin -- bigger than he deserves. If you're cool with fucking it over, go ahead. You'll rise up and overcome a lot of ( Read more... )

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my astroboy painting is going to be in a show in windsor called >PLAY. it opens tuesday. and there's a second opening somewhere in like november. it's being currated by this guy: www.joeberube.com who i just love. he's a great artist. if you go to his site, and click "updates" it's got a bunch of information about the show, but most of you won't ( Read more... )