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functionals

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Oct 17, 2011 22:13

[HELLO SOMARIUM. WHO WANTS TO GET A DISTURBING TEXT FROM YOUR FAVORITE SOCIOPATH????]

Whoever has any spare body parts, contact this number. They are vital for an experiment I will be conducting.

SH

[a few minutes after another text should appear on the Dreamberries]

Preferably human and severed.

SH

;not disturbing at all, ;ic, ;text, ;experimenting, ;this is totally normal

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Text scientize October 18 2011, 03:16:05 UTC

[It's a little strange, but living in Somarium for three years does take away quite a bit of that shock and awe out of things.]

Have you tried contacting the morgue? I'm sure you'd find what you are looking for there.

Text functionals October 18 2011, 03:20:12 UTC

With the fact that Somarium residents seem to revive after death, I would have thought that the morgue would be lacking in that aspect.

You work there, don't you?

SH

Text scientize October 18 2011, 03:26:24 UTC

That's only half true. Only an unknown percentage of people return after death. The other amount, I can assure you, stays dead.

And no, though close. I'm a medical physician actually, not a coroner or a mortician. I run my own clinic in the Government District, though I've done enough work at Somni's hospital to take a few trips downstairs.

Text functionals October 18 2011, 22:26:12 UTC

I see. I will have to pay a visit then. There must be something that can be used.

I understand. What is your name?

SH

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[ text ] ootorospring October 18 2011, 03:47:45 UTC

Why would someone have something like that lying around?

[ text ] functionals October 18 2011, 22:28:50 UTC

It'd be quite illogical to have it lying around. I will only take something that is either fresh or well preserved.

SH

[ text ] ootorospring October 19 2011, 01:36:35 UTC

Wouldn't it just make the most sense to contact someone in the medical field directly? It's either that or suspicious people who would have that sort of thing.

[ text ] functionals October 21 2011, 00:03:23 UTC

Unfortunately, I do not know everyone in this city. Because of this, sending a text to everyone will fish them out at a much quicker rate.

SH

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[Text] i_love_head October 18 2011, 03:56:43 UTC

[Oops, insta-pinged by this!]

If you find any heads with red hair and green eyes, let me know.

[Text] functionals October 18 2011, 22:32:47 UTC

[oh wow of course this was going to bring in weird people!!]

I am looking for something to do an experiment in, not act as a lost and found for the necrophiliacs in the city.

SH

[Text] i_love_head October 21 2011, 20:38:58 UTC

[The weird folk don't know their weird, sorry to say.]

I'm not a necrophiliac! You don't even know why I asked in the first place.

[Text] functionals October 25 2011, 01:25:08 UTC

[and Sherlock's weird himself, so it takes a weird person to know another.]

Oh of course not, how can that not be painfully obvious?

SH

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Hiatus, what hiatus? He's not in a sleep coma yet playsdoctor October 18 2011, 04:10:39 UTC

Dare I ask what sort of experiment?

hiatus there's no such thing as that!!! functionals October 18 2011, 22:37:14 UTC

I am planning to see the effect of microwave particles on epithelial tissue.

SH

[in other words, he's bored]

playsdoctor October 18 2011, 22:56:58 UTC

I have tissue created in a lab that you can use if you'd be willing to share your results.

functionals October 18 2011, 23:09:17 UTC

I won't be sharing my results, so, no.

SH

foretolds October 18 2011, 14:13:31 UTC

WH4T K1ND OF 3XP3R1M3NT >:?

functionals October 18 2011, 22:43:13 UTC

I am experimenting to see the effects of microwave particles on epithelial tissue. I had once conducted one with a pair of eyes before I was rudely interrupted by a drug bust.

SH

foretolds October 19 2011, 13:02:10 UTC

WHY?

functionals October 21 2011, 00:10:32 UTC

I'm bored. I need something for my brain to work on.

SH

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