rate nic on the following words, 1 to 10

1) hair
2) tool
3) bass
4) taste
5) studly

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ooh, pretty...

ha. what else should i have expected?
radiohead is quality shit all around.

so, as i prepare for college, and as i actually make an income (gigs and lessons bitch), i wonder, what to do with money? here's a chance for you to have a deep impact upon my life. should i look for something big to blow it on now? should i look for something bigger to blow it on later (in college)? or am i really going to need it so i can ( Read more... )

ha, so in the mail i got a razor from gillette. happy 18th birthday! i guess now that i'm a man i should be shaving? so that starts you thinking, where did they get this information? probably the ss (selective service) because they send me a mailing telling me to register. which makes you wonder, why do i have to register, if they already ( Read more... )

I am worth $2,088,174.00 on HumanForSale.com

über cool.
click.

what the hell? i get on roastbeef, and there's a freakin fillet mignon?
damn it all