How much do I love oil? I drive a ten-year-old German car that runs and sounds like the machine that it is. Good-news-bad-news is what I'm saying here. Good news: 27 miles on a gallon of regular gas, not diesel. Bad news: eight bucks a quart for special oil that I go through like there's no tomorrow. This car eats the stuff like Elvis and his ( Read more... )

The Cure Pornography.

It's awesome. I dunno what's got into me; I go without the Cure for many years, not liking a single song. But now, I blindly buy this cd, not having any idea what the music sounds like, and wham! I like it. Whatever.

Going to Abilene today. Got my Jesus loves me and my tattoos t-shirt.

later

All right, so two of you liked the kiddy pool thing, so let's run with it ( Read more... )

All excellent ways to empty a kiddy pool.

Did you see that thang hit that space comet, Cletus?

A poem:

Kick myself down the street
and learn to breathe in the rain,
watching and old man in courdoroy,
milkmen line dancing on a Sunday afternoon
while the cows cry for more.

Fat Lenny's gonna lick my head off.

So, can belief be separated from faith, and does belief automatically bring about existence? Is there existence before belief? If one has never seen or heard of a banana, then how can one possibly believe that there is a tree with the unnerving habit of producing a seed package that is edible, brightly colored, and grows upside-down on said tree ( Read more... )

I believe I'll make a statement. Not a bold statement, and probably not even very interesting to anyone but myself (and only marginally interesting there ( Read more... )

Now that 'ol' stinky', as we lovingly called him here at Pope central, is propped up nice and pretty like, we can move about our bidness with more determination and sacrifice. Yes, sacrifice. Because it will take a tremendous toll on our bodies to readily throw ourselves into the ballot fires and watch the smoke rise, waiting patiently to see ( Read more... )

After a lengthy hiatus, brought on by the demise of the greatest human to ever stomp the terra, I have returned with news ( Read more... )

Hey.

I moved up a notch.

Sold the gamecube and games. Got an Xbox.

I know, I know. Videogames bad. But Xbox gooooood!

Look! I can post from my "classroom ( Read more... )