wow guys. if you make it through these letters, you really are a friend.

ben sent this to me at work today:

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n7/htdocs/index.php

hilarity ensues...

my car won't start ( Read more... )

oh holy god. my baby kitten just crapped all over the kitchen floor, diarrhea style. he's sick! i'm freaking out. he has something hanging from his butt! it's mess and poop and... floss? yes that's right, my sweet baby luka ate some floss. i didnt know what it was so i pulled on it, the part that was hanging out, and the rest of it came out too. ( Read more... )

good morning. my day off. i am an adult. i can tell because even thought it is my day off and i could have slept late, i woke up at 8:30. tragic ( Read more... )

www.jibjab.com

funny and surprisingly nonpartisan...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/africa/07/21/sierraleone.testimony.ap/

re: my last post ( Read more... )

one of the bad things about my particular brand of ragging is that i tend to break out. not normal white heads or even a smattering of red bumps -- i'm talking huge serious acne. since i have nice skin (in general, usually) these acne freak me out intensely. they are enormous and painful, large lumps of horribleness under the skin that swell up and ( Read more... )

i have these brief brushes with depression, or should i say with a depressive state. therefore it seems remiss of the actual reality of depression to say i am depressed; rather i think i am fine except for those times when work sucks or something sucks and i feel like dredge for being a waitress. i say this because i am happy this morning and i ( Read more... )